They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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