redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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