Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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