is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Everclear isn't food dammit