At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?