No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral