guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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