How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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