I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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