Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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