There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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