that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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