is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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