what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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