need another drink. this is the easiest way
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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