$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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