Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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