you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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