Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have post one night stand depression
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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