Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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