So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
