Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
