yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Found your dick twin last night
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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