i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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