What a fucking waste of an outfit
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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