she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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