Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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