I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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