It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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