Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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