Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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