You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
