Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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