Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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