You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
