Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.