We're facebook friends in real life
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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