Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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