Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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