when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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