I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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