Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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