If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
a search helicopter?!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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