Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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