the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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