So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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