Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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