Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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