What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
