youre lurking in front of me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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