He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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god, I love you
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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