O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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