Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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