we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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