Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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