better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
please don't ironically join a cult
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