i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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