My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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